THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORKSHOP

Serious machines.

Not everything on the bench is a game. These are the machines we build for ourselves — tools that run real work, every day, for the workshop's own use. They graduate to public products only when they've earned it. Until then: codenames.

DEPT. 02 — FINANCIALS

Financial machines

Engines that research and trade markets for the workshop itself — every one earns real execution through graduated trust, paper first.

unit SER-03

RUNNING NIGHTLY — PRIVATE

Autonomous overnight trading engine

Works the night shift so its owner doesn’t have to: scans a universe of 1,800+ tickers while the market sleeps, builds conviction-scored signals, and earns its autonomy through graduated trust tiers — paper first, real execution only after it proves itself. Delivers a morning briefing at sunrise.

Universe scanner (S&P 500 + Dow 30 + Russell 2000)
Oversold signal intelligence
Graduated trust-tier execution
Morning briefing generator

unit SER-01

PRIVATE BETA

Agentic market-research pipeline

A relay team of AI agents doing what a research desk does: one hunts the news, one writes the investment thesis, one exists purely to attack it. Nothing survives to a recommendation without surviving the critic.

News hunter
Thesis writer
Risk guard (adversarial review)

DEPT. 03 — PREDICTIONS

Prediction engines

Machines that read prediction markets and argue with themselves about the future.

unit POLY-01

PAPER TRADING — EARNING TRUST

Prediction-market trading engine

Reads prediction markets around the clock: scans live markets, scores probabilities with a two-stage AI pipeline, writes a YES/NO thesis for each call — and paper-trades until its track record earns it the right to do more.

Market scanner
Probability scorer
Thesis writer
Paper executor

DEPT. 04 — LOTTERY TOOLS

Lottery tools

For the fun of the numbers — never the promise of a win. Lotteries are random; our tools say so right on the tin.

unit NUMBER FORGE

ON THE BENCH

Lottery pick generator & tracker (mobile)

Smart pick generation and draw tracking for lottery players — built for entertainment and statistical curiosity, with the disclaimer baked in: every number is equally likely, nothing improves your odds, play within your means.

Six pick strategies (pure random → personal DNA)
My Lines library
Backtest simulator
Draw tracker

unit LOTTO-LAB

ON THE BENCH

Draw-analysis dashboard

An interactive dashboard over ~940 real Powerball and Mega Millions draws: hot/cold tracking, trend analysis, and confidence-scored picks — a statistics playground for the lottery-curious.

Hot/cold tracker
Trend analysis
Prediction sandbox

FIG L-1 — THE HONEST RANDOM MACHINE

Need numbers? These are as good as any.

Plain Math.random(), run right here in your browser. Every set it dispenses is exactly as likely to win as anyone else's — that's the whole point, and the whole product.

+ MORE ON THE BENCH, STILL UNDER CLOTH

The small print, said plainly: these are personal tools today, not public products. Nothing on this page is financial advice, a performance claim, or an offer of any service. Lottery tools are entertainment — lotteries are random and no tool improves your odds. When a machine goes public, it gets a real name, a real page, and real terms.